Sunnis vs. Shias

Do you remember that news piece about how many of top U.S. politicians don't know the difference between Shia and Sunni muslims? Well, do you know the difference? I'm here to tell you. Sit back and let me inform you of this key information I learned from someone who should know - a muslim from a middle eastern country. So, the difference is... dum dum dum... Shia's are the WEIRD muslims. That's right. According to my unbiased source, Sunnis are the nice, run-of-the-mill church-goers, while Shias are those strange radicals down the road that you try to avoid. And there you have it.